This was a song penned by Tricia Chillas during the Winning of the Second Division.
She did however use a little poetic licence as she included some longer term memories and players which true ‘Binos’ fans will recall.   For those of you old enough to remember the tune is to that of the Laughing Policeman.   The song also sounds better, and means more once a few sherberts have been consumed!   Rumour has is that the Chairman is hot on the chorus complete with his accordion,  Here goes:-

The Albion's the best wee team, they play at Forthbank Park,
You really want to watch us it truly is a lark,
We cannae shoot, we cannae pass, we cannae kick the ball
Infact it's sometimes said, that we're no ******* use at all'.

Chorus
OH ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Big Gary well he has a go, he misses by a mile,
And all that Paul and Andy do, are stand back and smile,
Mitchy then he tries to clear, but he misses it,
And then it's left to Mark and Mike to get us oot the shit!

When we win a spot kick, we argue all the time,
Nabody wants to take it, they pass it down the line,
Gibby on to Woody, then it's on to Ross,
Simon back to Army, who couldnae give a toss!

Up front we have the cartwheel, he rolls, he spins, he flips,
And then of course our Ronnie with a wiggle of the hips,
He passes on to Tagsy who takes the ball so far,
And slips inside to Boney who blasts it oe'r the bar;

Then there's Captain Marvel, there's only one Tam Tait,
He wins the ball in midfield and he passes to his mate,
Macca wins the corner, and a goal it's in the bag,
Until wee joe decides to have a kick at the corner flag.

Then there are the others, the new boys on the block,
Kirky and Gary, they're steady as a rock,
Neil he is so skilful he makes it look so easy,
But his main task first of all is getting rid of Deasy!

The back room boys are brilliant, they simply are the best,
In George we have the fastest physio in the West,
The kit is always gleaming and the balls are all spot on,
Cos'......Alan and Danny, they love the Albion,

Our fans they like to party, they're happy at the sand,
They're noisy and loyal, a truly brilliant band,
The players they want to thank you, and ask you all for more
And let's all tell Archie that  3-0 was the score!

Kevin is the gaffer with his side kick Ray,
Things got bad at one point, they threatened to play,
There tactics are rotten, advice is not much better,
All that Drinks is heard to say is ''Reds now win the Header"!

The last game at Forthbank, things started so well,
Then all of a sudden things just went to hell,
Mark got red carded when the half was just begun,
But Tagsy stood in as Scotland's Number One.

Then there's the directors they really are so bad,
They’re totally clueless - it truly is quite sad,
They cannae make decisions, they like to pass the buck,
And then it's left to Marilyn to tell them get to  ****!!

Now lads we're only kidding, we love you yes we do;
We think you are the greatest we love you through and through;
You've given us such pleasure, you've given us such pride;
The one and only Albion - the greatest ever side.