At school I supported Aberdeen, although I went to Annfield two or three times a season to support my local team. As I grew older (and money got tighter) I found my way "Home" and have now been a season ticket holder for a few years.

My favourite player was Ian "Flash" McInnes. Great player and who didn't lust after his wife at the Player of the Year Dance dance that year? 

Favourite team? The Drinkell/Stewart promotion year.

Best Away game? The Brockville game when we equalised about 20 mins into injury time. That was sweet.

My most exciting match was Ibrox in the cup. 3-0 down, most of the Govan unwashed away home. Two late goals and nearly an equaliser. Fans going mental. (I lost my house keys and ended up sleeping on my mums couch) Joe... how did you miss?

My favourite manager? John Philliben ................... Only joking! John Brogan was a fans man. Latterly his team was pish but he's got my vote.

Favourite ground? Forthbank. Why? Good view all round, you stay dry, the smell from the sewerage plant always blows into the faces of the away fans. Occasional lack of atmosphere however.

How would I do as manager? I would be absolutely rubbish. Don't expect me to stop yelling advice from the stands.